April 2012
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Alright, so we had a guest speaker/dude/marijuana mourner at church, yes, church, stop it. And he went on and on and on (and on) about how pot killed his son. I’m sorry for your loss, sir, seriously. But sit the fuck down. Weed does not kill. Chronic depression and unrelenting right wing, conservative moral values kill. He was just enough chance of being addicted to gospel music as he does...
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It cracks me up how I can joke with my guy friends that I’ve had phases with in the past.. Tyler: How romantic! Me: -.- I’m not one for romance Tyler: Trust me.. I know. -.- Me: I just meant I’m not good with it. Nd we can just have a bromance instead. ;p
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Woke up feeling like walking tobacco, I smoked my lungs to oblivion and loved every drag of it. Come home to my “loving” niece who ran up to me, arms stretched, my heart sank.. She smelled me and ran away. It’s fine, I’ll hug my future microscopic lung capacity. -___-
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I won’t even complain, for today was rad, but it would even be MORE stellar if I could end it and this wicked horrorshow headache. By the way, fuck you Googlechrome. Horrorshow is a word, and if you have a problem with it you can take it up with the eye make-up.
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Now for a lovely nightcap with muh buddy, a puppy, and I’m feeling a little bit stuffy. Entertain me, [: .
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Just brought back my n64, and what’s the first thing I whip out? Not thy wiener, but Mario Party 3! I couldn’t help but get a nostalgia chuckle watching someone land on a Bowser square that tells you that you now have a Reverse Curse EVEN THOUGH I AM ONLY TWO SPACES FROM THE FUCKING STAR.. three.. times. Yeah, Kaylee, I’m stlil shitty.
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